Facebook users mock ‘hideous’ ring – calling it a cross between a ‘fancy clam’ & bedazzled genitals

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Facebook users are mocking a bizarre beaded ring that they say looks alternatively like a clam, a vagina, and a ‘Venus flytrap that caught chlamydia.’

An image of the strange-looking ring was shared in the Facebook group ‘That’s it, I’m ring shaming’ last week, and commenters were quick to crack jokes about the unique design.

Some were struck by it’s sea-like qualities, but many were convinced the designer was going for a vulvar vibe, insisting that the first thing they saw when they looked at the image was a woman’s genitals.

It sure is something! Facebook users are mocking a bizarre beaded ring that they say looks alternatively like a clam, a vagina, and a 'Venus flytrap that caught chlamydia'

It sure is something! Facebook users are mocking a bizarre beaded ring that they say looks alternatively like a clam, a vagina, and a ‘Venus flytrap that caught chlamydia’

An image of the strange-looking ring was shared in the Facebook group 'That's it, I'm ring shaming' last week, and commenters were quick to crack jokes about the unique design

An image of the strange-looking ring was shared in the Facebook group ‘That’s it, I’m ring shaming’ last week, and commenters were quick to crack jokes about the unique design

‘So I was just instagramming when this one came up. Trying to think what it reminds me of,’ wrote the woman who posted the screengrab.

The post quickly earned hundreds of likes, and speculation over its design poured in. Unfortunately, the brand name was obscured.

‘I stared at this for far too long before realizing I was looking at a ring,’ wrote one woman.

‘I thought it was those anatomy posters like at the drs office,’ said another.

Several compared it to anatomical images of a female breast, pointing out that the light pink beads look like the milk glands.

Some said it made them thing of sea life, while one wrote: I imagine the person who buys this would have a strange and uncomfortable affinity for the Venus Fly Trap.’

Some were struck by it's sea-like qualities, but many were convinced the designer was going for a vulvar vibe, insisting that the first thing they saw when they looked at the image was a woman's genitals

Some were struck by it’s sea-like qualities, but many were convinced the designer was going for a vulvar vibe, insisting that the first thing they saw when they looked at the image was a woman’s genitals

But by far the most common suggestion was of the genital variety. 

‘Now that is a bedazzled vagina,’ wrote one commenters while others called it ‘very vaginal’ or ‘a vagina with teeth.’   

‘Definitely a clam…you decide which type LOL,’ said one.

Another turned to The Little Mermaid, writing determinedly: ‘This is Ariel’s vagina.’

‘As a bisexual, and lover of the ocean, I’m a huge fan of this tribute to Ursula the Sea Witch’s vagina! Shine on you fancy clam, shine on,’ said another.

Then some just thought it was a terrible piece of jewelry. 

‘That is BY FAR the UGLIEST ring I’ve seen,’ one hater chimed in.

‘This ring isn’t just hideous — it deada** make me viscerally uncomfortable,’ said yet another.

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